Anyone else been to a park or beach where this sign would be appropriate?

I worked in a bush camp many years ago and after listening to the hum of mosquitoes day after day I began to realize that they were actually talking to each other. One day I saw my crew chief, a giant of man 6' 10" tall 350 lbs of pure muscle, being carried off into the bush by two mosquitoes. I heard one suggest they eat their meal here before they get into the bush and the big mosquitoes beat these two up and take away their supper.