Her: I think you should get medicated for your OCD if it interferes with your learning. Me: Blah.I'm trying my best.It always works out somehow.
*5 hours later*
Me:Hey,I managed to cover one section of genetics. Her:OH WOW!!!THAT'S AMAZING,ESPECIALLY FOR YOU. Me:Stop treating me like I'm a patient. Her:Okay fine.What do you want me to say?That it took you six hours just to do that because you keep reading shit over?That I could have done twice the amount in that time period,you stupid bitch? Me:That's sexy hot.Keep going. Her:Goodbye.
*10 minutes later* Her:You wanna get some pizza? Me:Yesss.