Alright you defenseless, harmless, SW-dwellers!!! ಠ_ಠ LISTEN UP

May I please rob you? ._.
Please? Like, kindly? :v
Without you hitting me or whatever cuz like v_v
Just please

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UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

🤺

SW-User

@UndeadPrivateer Who could resist robbing the top cuteness army assassin?

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@SW-User My blade's already bloodied from the bandit camp at the abandoned mine. Might as well add some more, maybe even a couple more ears for Captain Bernard.

SW-User

@UndeadPrivateer you got a Captain?
Maybe I should fight him first just to warm up

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@SW-User I'd rather not wait for the blood to dry. I can use your shirt to wipe it off after.

SW-User

@UndeadPrivateer Yeah, his blood will be on your hands once you're begging for life. However, are you sure I will give my shirt? 🤔
I could use yours

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@SW-User You must know a trick for getting out bloodstains I don't if you want this thing.

SW-User

@UndeadPrivateer naw, I just walk away cuz I don't need to clean my sword v_v
I'm such a boss, that instead of people fearing getting caught by the blade, they fear getting caught by ME. Even my sword is scared. I tell my sword to clean ME. The heck you mean clean my sword v_v
I'M the baws