Why does Uranus have a ring around it?

It's your moms lipstick stain

It could be that there was a planet or moon that collided with it many , many years ago or that a bunch of asteroids and space dust got caught in its orbit, liked what it saw and stayed there.

I have heard both theories about Jupiter and Saturn.

That's one way of getting a woman to slip of her panties! The amount of times I fell for that one!!

As your mummy why you have rings around your butt.

The Klingons put it there

I liked it so I put a ring on it

IDK, let me check.

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How do you know my anus has a ring around it?