Please, grab me by the hair and pull me out of bed then down the hall into the bathtub?

Anything you want.

Get your own sorry assed breakfast after my shirt is ironed. (Boy that felt good.. Of course, my wife would kill me...)

anything else, Madamme?

Ok...done it...are you happy now?

Yeah, I'm not gonna do that

watch what you ask for. LOL

do that to me

Youd regret that fairly quickly.

Cant i ask politely 😊

I'd rather not do something that unpleasant to you.