if today was your last day

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dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

I'd be doing a happy dance right now instead of going to the grocery store. 😒

SW-User

@dumpstermeow I'd be sad as fuck, but I'd throw you a party.

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@SW-User I hate parties. 😒

SW-User

@dumpstermeow good because it was just going to be me with a pizza and a 12 pack of beer. 😑

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@SW-User can I have some before I die? 😟

SW-User

@dumpstermeow well that was the idea...I wanted to be there with you celebrating you before you died. 😐

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@SW-User oh. 😞

SW-User

@dumpstermeow I'd miss you though. Slip some poison in my drink please. :(