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Mamapolo2016 · F
Getting hit square on by a train or a bus at high speed. No glancing blows, please.
UreBesFrend · M
@Mamapolo2016 All your bones are broken and your laying there a long time before you die.. ouch.
bbfeels · 26-30, F
If it runs over your head you are surely dead instantly?
Mamapolo2016 · F
@UreBesFrend I specified direct blow at high speed. I'm talking smooshed. Hit so hard they can take me back to my house and slide me under the door like a threatening letter.
UreBesFrend · M
I think it would be hard for a train to run over your head wouldn't it? Maybe I don't know anything about it. :)
Mamapolo2016 · F
If I'm not dead, oooh, somebody's getting sued!
Mamapolo2016 · F
@UreBesFrend I specified direct blow at high speed. I'm talking smooshed. Hit so hard they can take me back to my house and slide me under the door like a threatening letter.
bbfeels · 26-30, F
If you lay your head directly on the track... how is it gonna miss that lol
Mamapolo2016 · F
Well, I've never done it either. This is kinda hypothetical.
UreBesFrend · M
Hmm, good points all. Maybe if you tie yourself to the track, then it won't bump you a block away where you die in a ditch 30 minutes later in total agony.
Mamapolo2016 · F
A guy who jumped off a tall bridge once lived. He smashed his ankles, but he lived, and he said once he was in the air he began seriously questioning his decision to jump.
Suppose you are a-l-m-o-s-t gone from an overdose but still able to think, and you change your mind, but are too dozy to reach the phone? Bad coupla minutes.
Suppose you are a-l-m-o-s-t gone from an overdose but still able to think, and you change your mind, but are too dozy to reach the phone? Bad coupla minutes.
Mamapolo2016 · F
@UreBesFrend I will discuss that with my offing-myself engineers.
bbfeels · 26-30, F
in that case i’d honestly shoot more into my arm and try to embrace it the best I could cause it would be too late anyway..
Jibby · 56-60, C
@Mamapolo2016 nobody turns around from od'ing and wants to get to the phone on heroin maybe on valium or something like that but never on opiates so that's ridiculous
UreBesFrend · M
There was that City worker, using the chipping machine, and he got his sleeve caught and it pulled him in, he was all ground up in seconds. Was a little messy, but I bet he doesn't remember any of it, or I mean, felt any of it, maybe the first few fingers going or something. Dunno.. messy nasty business all of it. Choose to live instead.
Mamapolo2016 · F
@Jibby why don't you like me?
Jibby · 56-60, C
@Mamapolo2016 who said I don't like you I'm just stating facts accurately you would never decide to stop once you were in an opiate induced Euphoria and we're passing out what does that have to do with anything. hence you never hear any stories about how they saved someone because they called ..it's not like sleeping pills or barbiturates
Jibby · 56-60, C
@Mamapolo2016 PS it's not a matter of liking anybody I like very few people in the entire world so don't feel bad
Mamapolo2016 · F
Okay.
Mamapolo2016 · F
@Jibby thank you. I feel bettah now.
bbfeels · 26-30, F
This is exactly why I would OD lmfao. No chance of being half alive with blood n guts spilling out anywhere.
Mamapolo2016 · F
ROFL - I didn't think getting hit by a train would provoke so much GAD. (Generalized anxiety disorder - worrying incessantly about endless details).
bbfeels · 26-30, F
But if that were the case I hope it would be in a state with relaxed gun laws where someone carrying would just put me out of my misery.
Mamapolo2016 · F
Probably the most fool-proof method would to be to stick an envelope full of money in your shirt pocket, rent a Lexus and get lost in any one of a dozen cities.
Mamapolo2016 · F
I know - what if the bad guys couldn't shoot straight?