Big eyes and thick thighs. Oh, and pretty severe anxiety and depression but we all just pretend that doesn’t exist. Well, except me. I own my issues.

An inability to cook without setting off random radiological, biological and chemical disasters.

Mental health issues, and strong addictive personality.

Long eye lashes.

Heart problems, thick hair, fertility, a wicked temper.

Womanizing

Dark hair, dark eyes, athletic, alcoholism, multiple sclerosis, depression, cancer, and heart disease.

Promiscuity

Dark hair, fair skin, light-colored eyes, and mental illness.

Big eyes and smartassery

migraines, left-handedness, mental illness, Alzheimer's disease