Big eyes and thick thighs. Oh, and pretty severe anxiety and depression but we all just pretend that doesn’t exist. Well, except me. I own my issues.

An inability to cook without setting off random radiological, biological and chemical disasters.

Dark hair, dark eyes, athletic, alcoholism, multiple sclerosis, depression, cancer, and heart disease.

Mental health issues, and strong addictive personality.

Dark hair, fair skin, light-colored eyes, and mental illness.

Heart problems, thick hair, fertility, a wicked temper.

Big eyes and smartassery

Long eye lashes.

Womanizing

migraines, left-handedness, mental illness, Alzheimer's disease

Promiscuity