My heart just dropped to the bottom of my chest because a coworker just said "you look confused all the time"

Response: "I'm confused about how fucking stupid you are."

It's amazing what people think is appropriate to tell others sometimes.

Tell them it's camouflage

One time someone told me "have you ever been told you should smile more?" and I responded with "have you been told to shove something up your ass, because you're about to be!"

Wtf is that when it's at home anyway? How very rude. Deserved a slap 😉