What you looking at?? so what if my bed has no sheets what you going to do??

I will pretend to scold you like your mother and then say fuck it, bust off laughing and jump on your bed with you because I have an inner child

Give you $10 so you can afford to use the community apartment washer and dryer once

Sheets are like mattress underwear. Maybe you can buy some Calvin Klein bedsheets 😂

Get u to go busking with that guitar on the wall

Gawk at your legs?