Have you seen a shape shifter?

My bank account shapeshifts to 0 the day before payday

Yeah, me. I used to be shaped like a violin. Now I'm shaped like a beach ball.

My dog turns into a long thin sausage to go under the wardrobe or stretch across the whole bed.

No because they’re too good at shapeshifting 😔

Yes, many months ago there was a shapeshifter that tried to kill my horse but I smashed it with my dog fang club