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I WANT A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/WHATEVER

.... But I know imma mess it up if I do get one 馃槕
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SW-User
Get a fleshlight or a body pillow with a hole in it.
Azrael
@SW-User Why a hole?
SW-User
@Azrael I forgot you don't have a dick.
Let me try again:
Get a dildo or a body pillow with a dildo attached to it.
Azrael
@SW-User <.< What if I don't want sexual gratification?
SW-User
@Azrael Then there's something wrong with you.
Azrael
@SW-User Lol did ya just find out? xD
SW-User
@Azrael Oh god. You're a faulty human, if you don't fuck you failed the main directive of any animal ever.
Azrael
@SW-User Who says I don't fuck? That's just not the main objective to get an s/o rn lol I'm not even 18 xD
SW-User
@Azrael Humans are capable of reproducing before they turn 18 馃檮
Azrael
@SW-User But I don't want to xD
SW-User
@Azrael Main directive failed -> faulty human.
Azrael
@SW-User Idiot xD
SW-User
@Azrael 馃檮
Azrael
@SW-User what? <.<
SW-User
Azrael
@SW-User *sigh* aight Mr. Anti matter
SW-User
Azrael
@SW-User Good god.