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What are you accusing me of this time?

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Zer0Point · 31-35, F

Grand theft auto, grand larceny, abuse of a corpse, and public urination

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UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Zer0Point 😡 I am [b]not[/b] someone who would just urinate in public!!

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@UndercoverBard Bwahaha!!! Tell it to the judge *cuff him boys*

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Zer0Point You can't cuff me! I own this t.. Hey, get off my you scoundrels!!

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@UndercoverBard *munches on my donut* they're gonna love you in prison, boy 😁 *tases you for the lols*

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Zer0Point AGH! Wait til my lawyer hears about this!!

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@UndercoverBard I'm not afraid of some public defender *scoffs*

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Zer0Point You will be once you realize who she is!

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@UndercoverBard Hah! Afraid of a woman?! Maybe that shock friend your brain

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Zer0Point Not just any woman, it's your evil step twin Fredricka!

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@UndercoverBard That she-devil?! *Is visibly shaken, drops the keys as I go to uncuff you* Lol, this was just all a prank!

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Zer0Point Yea well we'll see just how funny it is in court!

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@UndercoverBard You can't take me to court! O.o

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Zer0Point Oh? I think these marks on my wrists say otherwise

SW-User

@UndercoverBard @Zer0Point still a better love story than twilight. take her to the no-no dungeon btw

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@UndercoverBard *chuckles nervously* Nah, that's just paint from the cuffs, it'll come right off *vigorously starts rubbing your wrists to no avail*

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Zer0Point *Pulls arms away* Oh give it up already

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@UndercoverBard *drops to knees, head in hands, sobbing loudly* ...Just...please! ...I'll let you wear my badge for a day if you just don't say anything.

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Zer0Point *rubs eyebrows with thumb and index finger and sighs* alright I wont tell her, would ya just stop crying already??

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@UndercoverBard *barrels into you with a hug, sobbing and getting snot all over your shoulder* You're a good man!

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Zer0Point *closes eyes tightly*... yea, good man *looks over at snot on shoulder and sighs again*

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@UndercoverBard *pulls away, clearly leaving a string of snot, see it* oh my God, I'm sorry! *Starts wiping your shirt, clearly just smearing it everywhere*

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Zer0Point Ok just... I got it. Don't worry about it alright?

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

@UndercoverBard Thank you, thank you! *Offers you my hand to shake*

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Zer0Point *looks at snotty hand* ... yea you know I've been sick and would really hate to pass that on ... I should be going now, you take care alright?

Zer0Point · 31-35, F

What did I tell you man! You're a good guy! *Claps my hand against your cheek*

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