Diagonally to be specific.

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@AcidBurn No diamonds
smmartydude · 41-45, M
And if it's on white bread like a grilled cheese, it must be cut diagonally...or else.

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@smmartydude Not diagonally diamonds
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Bean17 · 51-55, F
True. The angle of the trajectory makes it easier to eat and thus makes it taste better. Haha
Other than the obvious, what difference does it make?
lehcar · 22-25, F
@MsAnnThropy Unexplained mystery
i'm not sure about sandwiches. i know soup does.
unknownpoetx · 36-40, M
depends on how they are cut. there's actually scientific studies that prove that they taste better in triangles due to the way they mix inside the mouth
TexChik · F
My son thinks so
Newandimproved · 61-69, M
and are classier with the crust cut off
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
YOUR MOM tastes better when cut in half! Burn!
smmartydude · 41-45, M
@KingofPizza2 So you want to kill her mom? With a pizza cutter I assume?
KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M
@smmartydude Look throughout history, pretty much every king ever was a murderous bastard to some degree. Can't break tradition now can I?