Someone named "ilovepoo" just added me..apparently she is

@EnigmaticGeek It's not my job to fulfill her needs

@Fernie I know--but ever so often, it will fulfill one of yours since you poo anyway, and she could always make herself more useful by cleaning you afterwards.

@EnigmaticGeek ok, you just crossed a line...ew

@Fernie She's the one claiming to be into all that. I don't understand it, either, personally.

@EnigmaticGeekyeah but...I don't want to get involved!

@Fernie Then don't friend her back.

@EnigmaticGeek I'm not actually struggling to make a decision about whether or not to friend her...people who enjoy being shmeared with feces do not appeal to me ...I'm just sharing the absurd humor in the situation....I find it amusing

@Fernie Well, women who aren't into poo play are still so complex that I find them very challenging. I've zero hope of understanding women like this one. 🙄

@EnigmaticGeek what the HELL are you talking about? Please stop typing creepy things!!!!!