Did I say anything too embarrassing at the party Saturday night?

@BaldAndBold Yeaaa, did I mention I had [i]way[/i] too much to drink that night? 😓

@UndercoverBard that's when the truth comes out 😆

@BaldAndBold Uhj I've been known to stretch it in such times ...

@UndercoverBard liessss 😅

@BaldAndBold No one will ever believe you anyways!!

@UndercoverBard I video recorded it just in case. Although everyone there emphatically agreed 😌

@BaldAndBold Oh you did?? Um can I see it? I just want to see all the nice things I had to say about you

@UndercoverBard I'm not falling for that! Anyways, I've made several copies 😌

@BaldAndBold *Says under breath* I don't know why I even invite you to these things

@UndercoverBard because I kept you from drinking and driving 😒
Amongst other things 🙈

@BaldAndBold Alright I'll admit it's nice having you around, and I'm working on the raise. Sheesh

@UndercoverBard with what I have on video, it's gonna be a big one 😅

@BaldAndBold Confusing me with foreign words isn't going to trick me into making it a bigger raise!

@UndercoverBard it was a typo that I quickly corrected, like all the mistakes I fix for you everyday 😐

@BaldAndBold Well no need to get personal!

@UndercoverBard truth hurts boss 😂

@BaldAndBold 😡 One of these days ..

@UndercoverBard yeah, one if these days you see my value, you tried to make out with a lawn ornament. It was a gnome if you must know.

@BaldAndBold Well they shouldn't make those things so realistic!

@UndercoverBard yeah, it's the garden gnomes fault 🙄

@BaldAndBold I'm gettin real tired of this attitude!

@UndercoverBard so was I when I dragged you away from it as you professed your love to an inanimate object. 😣

@BaldAndBold Ugh fine! Can we just call it even now??

@UndercoverBard after you give me my 30% raise, of course 😌

@BaldAndBold *snickers* well I've sure taught you how to negotiate. I can go no higher than 15%