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How well do we know each other? ... I will give you exactly one month for your job search, and if you haven't had any interviews or callbacks, you're out. If you get an interview, I will give you two more weeks to secure the job. Then, you're out. And you'll be living off ramen noodles, eggs, and oatmeal, 'cause I'm not wealthy.
UndercoverBard · 31-35, M
@lovelywarpedlemon Alright that's fair! I'll pay you back for everything I swear!
@UndercoverBard Also... How cold is it outside? Do you have any other friends/relatives that could help you? Do you have any work experience? What got you in this position to begin with? I CAN'T LEAVE YOU OUT IN THE COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Except all the homeless who are currently out in the cold.)
(Except all the homeless who are currently out in the cold.)
UndercoverBard · 31-35, M
@lovelywarpedlemon Lol
It's freezing, and no one else!
It's freezing, and no one else!
@UndercoverBard "Oh, you can stay as long as you like and love any man you choose!" (Grandma's Boy)
As long as you buy me tickets to Antiques Roadshow
As long as you buy me tickets to Antiques Roadshow
UndercoverBard · 31-35, M
@lovelywarpedlemon Lol
Alright deal
Alright deal