I'm an alien, teach me how to be a human please.

We have this substance called money..the rules of the game we play are basically screw everyone over while you collect money. The rules are very strict at the start but as you collect more money,you can avoid more and more rules.

Not much. Just be really nasty. It seems to be the best way to communicate with humans at least.

Just don’t be too normal

send dick pics

Which planet do you hail from

We accidentally place our milk containers in our cabinets.

Peledian or anunaki ?