Why are you so damn good looking?

Beer 👌🏾

Idk
*struts off*

*wrestles the mirror from you* *sings* You're so vain...you probably think this song is about youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Just kidding. You are adorable.

Blame it on my parents

I got it from my mama.

I guess the angels got together and decided to make a dream come true.

Talking to yourself again, eh?

The booze makes me look more attractive

Ey dawg, I didn't ask to be born beautiful. ┏ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ┛

I think you have me confused with someone else.

I ask myself that every day 😩

Because I'm handsome on the inside.

That would be the beer talking, Sir.

I still haven’t figured it out. Lol. I think my mirror must be a liar. On the days I think I look my worst, guys are hitting on me left and right. On the days I actually feel pretty, nothing. Not. A. Thing. 😂 What am I making all this effort for?! 😂🤣

Ask my parents 😩

I'm not

I had great looking very attractive parents.

I look like the southbound end of a northbound yak.

Comes naturally 😉

Genes