when I was a kid, I asked god for a bicycle. I knew god doesn't work that way. So I stole one and asked him for forgiveness

The Lord helps those who help themselves ;) !

It worked for me that way tho... I asked for certain doll and got it. The other doll I wished for in my mind...and got it too

Nice.... someone will steal from you so it evens out

Is this your photo

Proper fucking order

haha ;) good one

lol...😁