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montanaguy · 56-60, M
Memories of one-night stand in the cornfield
@montanaguy A torpedo?
montanaguy · 56-60, M
@CereBellum Maybe that is the new caption....The Midwest corn farmers unveil new missile program.....hahahaha
@montanaguy Hahahahaha.

Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
My Sally!!! What BIG EAR you have!!! 🙄
@Ambroseguy80 omg....again!
Lol.
Our brains....hahahahahaha
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@Thinking2much separated at birth!!!! But fully functional independently!!' 🤣
I’m cornfused. What’s she doing?
@ShadowedWhispers Or maybe she was confused when he boss told her to set up the game Corn Hole?
@CereBellum Look at those Kernals. Ribbed for her pleasure. 😉
@ShadowedWhispers Sounds like a condom ad. Hahaha!!!
taintedprincess · 46-50, F
Any caption I could come up with would be corny.
taintedprincess · 46-50, F
@Ambroseguy80 awe shucks
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@taintedprincess hahahahahahaha. Okay. You redeemed yourself!!!

😆😂🤣
taintedprincess · 46-50, F
@Ambroseguy80 looks like she is on her way to a cornographry shoot.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Corn grown and harvested near nuclear plant....
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
SweetDreamsRubi · 31-35, F
@cherokeepatti omg.
🙁 were they even safe to eat?
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@SweetDreamsRubi I don't know but they were eating them.
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
His cob sure is huge....
Can't wait to taste his niblets!!!
@Ambroseguy80
Who?
The Kernel????

Haha
@Ambroseguy80
You stalking him again🤔🙄
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@Thinking2much

Thinking2much · 46-50, F
@Ambroseguy80
Who?
The Kernel????

Haha
1 · Reply · 1 min ago |

Thinking2much · 46-50, F
@Ambroseguy80
You stalking him again🤔🙄
1 · Reply · 25 secs ago |

LMFAO!!!! 😂😂🤣
MasterLee · 56-60, M
She always had Goliath's ear
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
Corny behavior....
It's definitely on the rise!!!
@Ambroseguy80 lol...i didn't see yours.....we're on the same page
Haha
I know there's a clever caption out there. I just can't seem to make anything fit?
@RandomUniverse And apparently, neither can she. LOL
Mmiker · 46-50, M
Sometimes we make life’s issues bigger than they really are.
girlsmoke1975 · 46-50, F
Cob eling up the stairs.
girlsmoke1975 · 46-50, F
@Butterflykisses24 I normally wait until there are no further comments before selecting Best Answer. Teehee 😜
Butterflykisses24 · 51-55, F
@girlsmoke1975 you are welcome
pot luck at the Green Giant BBQ
Butterflykisses24 · 51-55, F
You think this is big.Larry is carrying the steak.
Classified · M
Genetic manipulation on foods getting out of hand.
Jentlemen · 51-55, M
No matter how big he his, a woman always wants to make him go up
@Jentlemen That's kinda creepy. 🌽
MasterLee · 56-60, M
Sylvia always wanted to be corned and leapt at the first opportunity.
I ear ya......

You can't think of anything?
Nothing?
I see why....
it's kind of corny🙄
@Thinking2much Hahahaha 🤣
Xuan12 · 36-40, M
Wait until she finds out that was the wrong novelty shop.
SweetDreamsRubi · 31-35, F
doesn't need a caption
SweetDreamsRubi · 31-35, F
@CereBellum it already looks funny.
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SweetDreamsRubi · 31-35, F
@CereBellum I think its the up escalator, on the other side those shoes look like their facing the camera so they're going down. & the gmo caption might be best. Lol
Beebo · M
I work with a rough crowd, they would have a lot to say about this one, LOL
lorne13 · 61-69, M
and now, home for the Corn Festival!
Lochlee · 56-60, F
I have heard of Genetically Modified produce..but this is ridiculous!
Unlearn · 41-45, M
Humans struggling for food...
dancingtongue · 80-89, M
Size DOES matter.
romell · 51-55, M
size matters
Happyguy123 · 46-50, M
I'm going to sit on this
whateverhappens · 26-30, F
Plus heels dang
SW-User
Um, she has nice calves. 🤷
goagainsttheflow · 31-35, F
They ran out of extra large dildos so she bought that instead!¯\_(ツ)_/¯ She's gonna shove a huge thing of corn up her vachoochoo.
Beebo · M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I didn't know that turning vegetarian would be so bloody difficult.
I'm drawing a blank, other than the obvious. Even if it were a penis, I'm not sure we'd have a better chance at making it funny.
SW-User
Vegan Terrorism be like:
SW-User
"I finally got a perfect dck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it's only mine!!"..is the only one that comes to my mind right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fernie · F
My friends set me upon a blind date with a Colonel because they know I love a guy in uniform...I'm gonna smack them all!!
Fucking corn!!!

 
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