i think Rupert Murdock is about to lose his strangle hold over the media in Oz..
happy days

Going to the dog park yesterday and meeting a dog who'd leave his owner for me

Funny mushrooms.

About 5 seconds ago I inhaled a cloud of the sticky icky.

A very dark joke.
"I don't know why everybody complains about babies on planes. Right now I can come up with 4 red if even having a baby on a plane was AWESOME. However, they were all on 9/11."

Listen NSA Junior!

Go Away!

Just PAY Google Analytics and Microsoft and Facebook for my Data!

Waking up to find myself alive.
Pity it was AM and not quite five.

A sweet, loving message sent to me earlier.

cuddles from my little grandchildren my precious little gems.

When he texted back

Paycheck

Liberals getting triggered.

My dog like ten minutes ago.