Which one.. ?

surely i could just poke them with a pin and they'd deflate

which one? the cgi scorpion or the guy who holds up max strength glad trash bags in ads?

if I had to, I'm certain I wouldn't do it fairly.

No

redfood the one holing the belt 😄 unless I had a death wish and a liking for hospital food certainly not

hells yeah

Kicks in dem nuts