They've been giving me chemicals that mess with my neurons, dendrites, axons, and synapse and most of my neurotransmitters since 1984. I think I have

super powers now! Should I get a spandex suit and start with getting cats out of trees and stuff? They're kind of weird super powers, so bad guys can kick my ass or maybe even kill me. Has anyone else developed strange abilities from being a guinea pig for big Pharma over a long period of time? Let's form a 'Justice League' or something! Right now I'm creating world peace, and ending hunger, but it might take a while.