Yesterday some girl asked me out

@plungesponge can't, I'm straight

Just get her to put on a moustache or something

@plungesponge she's so attractive even with a mustache on I guess but I don't do girls

I have a moustache and I'm not a girl. Could you do me?

@plungesponge no you're a meanie. You won't teach me how to be player

Ooooooh it's never good enough for you, is it? "He's a meanie, she's a girl, that's not even human"... so damn picky.

@plungesponge yes I'm picky 🙄
You gave me one tip, give me more

How to be a player?

Never not do a woman with moustache.

Class dismissed!

@plungesponge f you

What?! I thought I was a meanie!

@plungesponge I hate you

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@plungesponge come on. Teach me

lol... are you being serious?

@plungesponge what do you think