My psychiatrist thinks we should see other people.

My husband came home a day early.

I'm drunk.

Your new medicine causes urinary incontinence, bad gas, a heavy cramping period and you're contagious until the high fever and throwing up goes away.

Sorry I had other plans I forgot about could we reschedule..or yknow be a decent human being and be foward with the person.

I have explosive diahooreah lol and it works if you intend to not make another date lol.

just tell them the truth