Snow White – A Values tale
Once upon a time there was a great land that God loved above all others, whose peoples were the wisest, most beautiful, most prosperous, and most pure in all the world. The kindly gentry watched over their holdings while the peasants sang happy tunes in the fields.
But dark forces soon turned their eyes upon the lands of their betters, envy prickling their wicked hearts, and they conspired to drag the great land down to their level so that they might feel exalted in comparison. And so they sent one from foreign lands to seize the throne.
The Black Prince had no right to take the crown, but legions of base and feral men called Demos kept the Black Prince secure on the throne for eight long and hellish years. The Black Prince delighted in evil and the destruction of the great land, dancing and cavorting as he threw open the borders to allow all manor of monster to stream in. He routinely stole from the rich and gave to the gaping, insatiable maw of the nightmarish fiend Welfarius. He cast the goodly men from their ancestral estates so that the unwashed peasants might occupy them and decrease property values. And to show the depths of his depravity he laughed and applauded as peasants sold the Dope and sodomized one another in the streets. The great land was in chaos.
Finally the good and just populace arose to overthrow the foreign and therefore illegal occupant of the thrown, for a great leader had emerged. Prince Donald, man of the people, fearless and wise as Solomon, rightfully took the throne. The people rejoiced.
Yet evil was still afoot. And so begins the tale of one young girl so damaged and maligned by the infernal reign of the Dark Prince. The tale of Snow White.
Snow White had been left an orphan eight years ago, her parents drained dry by the vampiric Welfarius. Snow was then remanded into custody of the state where she was forced to endured the horror of public school and made to suffer the humiliation of buying clothes off the rack. It was a horrid existence, and small wonder then that she sought the only reprise from the agony of existence she could find. Snow White turned to the Dope!
But dark forces soon turned their eyes upon the lands of their betters, envy prickling their wicked hearts, and they conspired to drag the great land down to their level so that they might feel exalted in comparison. And so they sent one from foreign lands to seize the throne.
The Black Prince had no right to take the crown, but legions of base and feral men called Demos kept the Black Prince secure on the throne for eight long and hellish years. The Black Prince delighted in evil and the destruction of the great land, dancing and cavorting as he threw open the borders to allow all manor of monster to stream in. He routinely stole from the rich and gave to the gaping, insatiable maw of the nightmarish fiend Welfarius. He cast the goodly men from their ancestral estates so that the unwashed peasants might occupy them and decrease property values. And to show the depths of his depravity he laughed and applauded as peasants sold the Dope and sodomized one another in the streets. The great land was in chaos.
Finally the good and just populace arose to overthrow the foreign and therefore illegal occupant of the thrown, for a great leader had emerged. Prince Donald, man of the people, fearless and wise as Solomon, rightfully took the throne. The people rejoiced.
Yet evil was still afoot. And so begins the tale of one young girl so damaged and maligned by the infernal reign of the Dark Prince. The tale of Snow White.
Snow White had been left an orphan eight years ago, her parents drained dry by the vampiric Welfarius. Snow was then remanded into custody of the state where she was forced to endured the horror of public school and made to suffer the humiliation of buying clothes off the rack. It was a horrid existence, and small wonder then that she sought the only reprise from the agony of existence she could find. Snow White turned to the Dope!
