Q: Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral

an Irish funeral? A: There's one less drunk. Q: How does every Irish joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder. Q: Whats the difference between a smart Irish man and a unicorn? A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters Q: What do you call a big Irish spider? A: A Paddy long legs. Q: What's the difference between Ireland and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer. Q: How do you blind an Irish woman? A: You put a bottle of scotch in front of her.