What's your drunk self's name?

@BatRinseRepeat You know me. Why did you tell me find the doctor when she's married?

There are four other cheap ho's within 3.2 miles of your current location. Would you like directions?

@BatRinseRepeat I care about what you say.

Canceling your ass time and faxing the apple juice now.

@BatRinseRepeat Yum.

First let me check your calendar for convicts.