Dagnabit, you little whippersnapper, I'll make you late for work! Now get me some ExLax and a bran muffin and get outta my way!

lol... life goals.

ps- no one will be driving by then.

I always vowed that I'd do that when I retired. Let me tell you, that's one vow I kept (got my right blinker taped so that it won't turn off too)

These days people will just go around you lol

(considers as possible idea) 🤔

or take a few circles around the city using public transport just for the fuck of it😂

in a big ass Grandpa Mobile

ill be sure to be driving my tow truck and tow you away