Roads Tore Up (Parody)

Roads Tore Up
(Song about driving in summer in Michigan)

-Parody of You Better Shape Up-
-From movie Grease-

I see cones
They're multiplying
As I go down the road
Construction around all
Traffic down to a crawl
It's mystifying

The roads tore up
And I need a plan
Where to take my minivan
But the roads tore up
Summer in Michigan again
So many detours to get through

Go to the left
Go to the left

Merging is so hard to do
Not the exit I want
Not the exit I want
Oh oh yeah no
lost
Go to the left
Go to the left
Merging is so hard to do
Not the exit I want
Not the accident I want
Oh oh yeah no
lost

Now, I can't see
The road I need
We are lost you see
If you filled up the minivan
For a trip on Sunday
There's no denying
Be driving all day
Because you can't go that way
Traffic's backed up
And there stands a man
In the sand
A traffic sign in his hand
The roads tore up
My mind I'm about to lose
With these cones I am through
Hope this construction is justified

Are you sure?
No I'm not sure
Keep to the lane inside

Not the road that I want
Not the road that I want
Oh no yeah no
Dummy
Is this the exit I want?
That's the exit you want
Oh yeah, no
Dummy
Missed the exit we want
Oh yeah,no
Not the exit I need
(Repeat until you get tired)