So, when guys turn their hat backwards it means they’re shifting into badass mode.

Apparently it’s the same when chicks slip their thumbs into the hole in the cuff of their sleeves.


I say this because yesterday I unknowingly activated that mode because I accidentally shoplifted a clearanced mum (I forgot to ring it up) after spending $180 at Walmart. That total included three items they overcharged me for, but didn’t catch until I got home.


Yeah. I feel zero remorse 💅🏻


Side note.

Was about to attach one photo of my “accomplice” in my car when I noticed something about a different photo I had taken of it in my cart.

In the picture…off to the side is a picture of a dog that looks a lot like my big guy. And it’s like he’s looking at me behind bars. 😂. Dude. That’s the picture I’m going with.




🤦🏻‍♀