I ate a hamburger and fries earlier.

It left a bad taste in my mouth so I had to eat a donut. It left a bad taste in my mouth so I had to eat a an apple with peanut butter. that left a bad taste in my mouth so I had to eat another donut. It left a bad taste in my mouth so I had to eat a turtle. That didn't leave a bad taste in my mouth but by this time the ice cream had started to melt so I was forced to eat some ice cream. It left a bad taste in my mouth so I had to drink some OJ...

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Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

I'm stuck at you eating apple with Pb

StygianKohlrabi · M

@Prettybratbi1tch impressive huh

Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69

Id be so full id vomit

NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F

Sounds like the old lady who swallowed the fly.

StygianKohlrabi · M

@NeuroticByNature I'm not familiar. anyways I'm pretty sure the 🪰was on the 🍩

itsok · 31-35, F

Maybe next time just brush your teeth?

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itsok · 31-35, F

@StygianKohlrabi between each one

StygianKohlrabi · M

@itsok but I didn't have my 🪥... maybe just a breath mint

itsok · 31-35, F

@StygianKohlrabi breath mint, a stick of gum, a mint flavored vape, it’s all the same

DarthInvader · 36-40, M

By the time this story reached Donald Trump, it had evolved into: ‘They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats!

Zonuss · 46-50, M

You just like sweets.
Come on admit it.😂

StygianKohlrabi · M

@Zonuss 🙂‍↔

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