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I think I have to pretend to be a retired dad bod pro futbol player to impress a married woman.

A Latina with a buttlift and her son looks like mini Ronaldo.

That is all.
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Miram · 31-35, F
I have no idea what you're saying here.
By this time of the year, everyone should be focus on storing pie fillings to make pies during the summer; married women, casanovas, husbands...etc
StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
@Miram my stomach says yes but my dad bod says no
Miram · 31-35, F
@StygianKohlrabi

Fresh fruits' prices are expected to skyrocket soon. Of course there are those canned ones as an alternative, and the frozen supply, but they really take away much of the flavor of american sweet pies.

I am trying my best here to make you understand the importance of this. We can work on burning the calories by chasing people who don't want anything to do with us.
StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
@Miram good because I need the energy to try this little maneuver on people who try to block me


yes I am available to pick fruit in your field if it comes with a little hut and a nice hat and hopefully transport on your private jet.
NOS4R2 · 41-45
Why married?
StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
@NOS4R2 I like getting rejected

 
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