my crush liked my ig story

@deadgerbil it's 2024 and you're... How old now? 29? Don't you think it's time to expand your vocabulary young man?

@Nanori he's 18 acting like a 40 yo 🥴

@Nanori imma bite your head off

@mindstruggle ma'am

@mindstruggle we have this expression in my country "the cat can't reach the meat so it says ewwww I don't want it, it stinks"
Applies to @deadgerbil

@Nanori I peg... I mean beg your pardon

@popmol rainbow 🥰

@neurodivirgin like this?

also any particular want for a gift?

@popmol perfect