Costco run anyone?

@NativePortlander1970 why so far away??

@SW-User This area isn't populated enough to qualify for one.

@NativePortlander1970 oh no I’m sorry 😞

@SW-User It's alright, I really have no need for gallon jars of miracle whip, 500 packs of freezer pops, or a five pound bunch of bananas.

@NativePortlander1970 do you live In The woods?

@Jenny1234 More like in the middle of nowhere iowa, among the empty farm fields.

@NativePortlander1970 right Iowa! Where women are like stepford wives

@Jenny1234 Yep