Do you fancy flying with United Airlines

I don't fancy getting assaulted, concussed and two teeth broken and having it go viral on the net...

Such is the class of United Airlines

No their drag and drop feature doesn't lure me 😂

Ummm no... not anymore, especially not after what happened

The last airline I flew on was Delta and on one leg the flight was overbooked. No way was I going to wait another day to fly. I was on my way to my vacation and it was already paid for and I did not want to lose a day. Fortunately enough people took the money and flew the next day. Had they tried to boot me I'd tell them to go fuck off and make a lot of noise and throw things.

I would listen to instruction so I'm good

I have over 90,000 flyer miles with them so I have no choice. Well no, I can fly other airlines apart of the Star Allegiance

They might kick your butt and throw you off the plane

YES I have no problems flying with United

Not if the flight is over bookoed

Not if I have a choice...

Not a chance!

No thanks...I like my teeth

No, I'm not so inclined now. But I usually fly Delta, anyway.