I've never ****ed a Dutchman

Back from Amsterdam. A quickly arranged break with my current housemate. She recently finished a long term relationship and I had too so we were girls go mad in Amsterdam. Was going to be Barcelona but then the floods, it was more expensive boay blah.

Tried to be cultured doing the museum thing etc. It was alright. I like Amsterdam it's a nice city.

I joked on the plane out I've never f***ed a Dutchman. And I still haven't.