Anyone here good with visa embassy questions and stuff?

Yes.
If you are invited to the Saudi embassy to discuss your application don't go, also beware men carrying bone saws.

I can offer you green card. Just pay 8 btc to 12345-678-abc-def-I-jk

Just answer them honestly and you should be fine if you don’t have a criminal record 🙂🐼🥢

For which country do you wish to obtain a visa?

Depends where ur from and where ur going.

If you have a lot of money they will all like you

Well, I got approved for visa once

Nope

Where for?

Sure Im good with whatever as long as you're being kind.