If you could take a vacation anywhere in the world for a week, free of charge, where would you go?

Paris, France. But I would never come back.

New Orleans

Europe. Definitely. Wine and art and museums.

The South Pacific. Like Fiji or Truk.

Center of the earth, most expensive trip ever

Florence, obvi.

Chernobyl or the Caribbeans.

Southern Spain

Maui is nice. They have a small nude beach called Little Beach, I could spend a week there easily, Snorkeling naked is the bomb.