Mountain or beach?

Fay I have to say I am very much a beach person. I like mountains and to be fair they do have their uses. This is my own opinion so I appreciate everyone may not agree but.... I think males and mountains have a lot in common.... they both look better from a distance.

My only regular contact with mountains is in the Alps when I ski down them, pausing of course to fully appreciate the odd glass of gluhwein at those lovely little mountain cafés on the way down..!!