The world can still be pretty funny

A drunken woman left a bar in snowy weather. At an intersection, she collided with another car…very little damage. She panicked and tried to drive away, in the process, she ended up driving the wrong way on a divided road. Then she hit a sturdy sizable tree head on, destroying the front end. Air bags deployed. Police arrived and when they approached, she was very angry with them. She demanded repeatedly to know who snitched on her.

They finally told her “Technically, you called us.”

She threw a genuine hissy fit. “I did not call you! I didn’t! You’re lying.”

The policeman said, “Your Apple Watch called to report a crash.”

Nobody was hurt, but she was arrested.