I want this to stop!

In case any of you have missed this, I did not have access to electronic media in my formative years.

It keeps freaking me out.

Just now, I was playing a game online and triggered an ad. It seemed a perfect time to use the 'necessary room.' (Why would anybody have an unnecessary room?)

Upon my return, my tablet said, in a cultured if somewhat sulky British accent, "I'm going to fall asleep waiting for you."

What? Who's there?