When everyone is complaining that you're not eating enough vegetables so you open up a bag of potato chips so they calm down.

openarmpolicy ha ha I think by vegetables they mean the sort that have been boiled and full of goodness not the variety cooked in fat

i eat veggie straws...so....those are vegetables, right? 🤔

I did just that today - had enough vegetables for a week

because watching you eat them is so hypnotizing?

This made me laugh so hard. You're funny. 😂