What did your mama always say?

Be nice to yourself.

Work hard in college and you'll enjoy later, among other things..some quite controversial lol

Make your bed. You have to finish your dinner before you get to go out to play. Go ask your Dad

"Oh, blow it out your barracks bag."

Act like a lady in public and a slut in the bedroom.

wait till your father comes home

"Always keep a bubble around you to help keep away negative people and energy."

Never be the kid without manors. Please and Thank you, they go over very well!

Want me to slap the taste out your mouth...
😃

Shut up or Ill give you something to cry about

She wished she had me hoovered while she was pregnant with me.

You were never any good as a son, the cunt is dead 😀

Lord Love a Duck . sometimes she said this.

"I'll tell you when I'm wrong"

"That's how it is"

"I want to look good in my coffin" (True story and funnily she did)

"I wanna be alone"

Stay away from THAT girl

Don't play ball in the house.