We're out of Pepsi, is Coke ok?

I like Coke better than Pepsi. But I'd prefer water nowadays than any soda.

We're out of parents, are social workers ok?

*grabs a card* oh the soda yea sure thanks

*massacres everyone*

No! No! First of all, I reject the premise that if you are speaking English and the Pepsi is gone, Coke is somehow available.

I will take ice water, please and thank you.

as long as u sip the straw and not snort

Pepsis better, but coke with rum is hard to beat

Good. Coke is perfect.

There. Is. No. Difference.

Nope.

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