Describe your worst date ever

She left the dance with another guy because he had a Cadillac.

(Actually, he didn't have a Cadillac….or any other car. He had borrowed his uncle's car to go to the dance. I might have only had a Plymouth Horizon….but it was mine).

you mean the one where my car broke down after the movies and she went home with her friends instead of me? that one counts.

He was so awkward and I had to approach to hold hands and kiss.

Where she kept talking while we watched a movie that she had already seen and then lied about it. A deal breaker there

Took a date to a restaurant on the waterfront. Nice steak and lobster dinner, glass of wine, great conversation, I thought all was going well. Conversation turned to views on family. I explained I have raised my 3 kids by myself for most of their lives, so we are very close. She looked at me and said, kids? I looked at her and said, yes, I told you I had kids. She gave me a weird look and said yes, but well.. never mind. Got up and left.

Well it was Memorial Day... 15 years ago, I came home and there she was in bed with her best friend's boyfriend!

euuuuuuugh.... it wasnt a date but nooo it was horrible! there were these two girls that wanted to come home to me, and I was like "sure drop by" thinking they wouldn't dare as we were just kidding!! THEY DID! they knocked and I opened and they stayed at my place for 4 freaking hours! we were kids of course but shit, I didn't want to be with them as I am horrible in social situations, so I tried to bore them out so they'd just leave, because they wouldnt want to leave when I told them to, and after 4 HOURS they left. the most painful time in my entire life..... okay that's not exactly true... but very memorable

Got grabbed by the pussy

August 8,2008