Sir, i belive you killed your wife...

Sir, I'm not a sir.

The knife slipped

I'm not a sir. I didn't mean to. :'( I was just holding this knife and she tripped, fell and landed on its tip. Then she started bleeding out of nowhere.

🎵I said yes sir my name is Willie Lee
If you've got a warrant just read it to me
Shot her down cause she made me slow
I thought I was her daddy but she had five more.🎵 😂 😂 😂

Is Drew Peterson in here? 👀

I did, she ate all the cake.

Sir, I never had a wife!