I Want To Be Your Wife?

Here's a broom, an apron and gloves. Cleaning tools are in the closet.

No. No, no. You think you'd like to be a wife, but that's maybe because you haven't been one before. It's not that fun. It has great moments. Beautiful moments, but it also, like everything, can become blasé.

Keep your freedom and independence, you're still young. Settle down at 35-40.
Now get out there amd have some real fun, damn it! ☺
This is said with love and respect.

I am not looking for a wife but good luck on your search

*marries you!!! *hugs *kisses *sex *more sex *movies *restaurant *buttsecks *traveling

That position has already been filled but your interest and fleekiness has been noted.

And I want a cup of tea ....I did have a clever remark but my brain farted and I lost the idea

I like a stupid wife but stupid wives don't call themselves stupid?!

are you asking if you do? I'd suspect not. sorry if you feel you're stupid.

better than mine 👌

;) be mine bb

Interesting...

why so soon? we didn't even date yet

What's in it for me?

why can't we be just friends forever..? 🙄

I wish :)

what are you offering?