How do you wake a guy up?

Someone beat your countdown by two seconds!

@la-femme-amelie: Actually I was there. He beat them by 9seconds.

WINNAR

@TwistedTitus: Hey, the question was "how do YOU wake a guy up" and that's how I would do it. I don't give a rat's ass about his pecker... 😴

@LinedwithLead: touchè.in that case I'd say with a black marker on the face

Although I'd still do the other. Depends on the guy really 😜

You're 9 seconds to late.

dammit i should've skipped those extra i's